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107 DETHFAM

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>> ON IN 4, 3, 2...

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>> WE'RE BACK WITH ARGUABLY THE

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GREATEST ENTERTAINMENT FORCE IN

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THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD--

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DETHKLOK.

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GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE THE 12th

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LARGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD AND

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CLIMBING, AND YET YOU ALL ARE

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INTENSELY PRIVATE.

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LITTLE IS KNOWN ABOUT YOUR

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PERSONAL LIVES.

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WHY?

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>> BECAUSE.

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>> WELL, WE AT THE "NICK IBSEN

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SHOW" DO PRIDE OURSELVES ON

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UNCOVERING THE MOST--

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>> HEY, DOUCHE BAG, WHY DON'T

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YOU DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR

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FOREHEAD AND LET ALL THE SAP RUN

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OUT?

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>> HA HA! FOR PANCAKES.

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>> AS INTIMIDATING AS IT IS TO

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INTERVIEW SUCH AMAZING

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ENTERTAINMENT FIGURES, I

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NONETHELESS HAVE A JOURNALISTIC

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DUTY TO UNCOVER CERTAIN--

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[FLUID TRICKLING]

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ARE YOU URINATING ON MY SHOES?

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>> YES. I AM.

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>> WELL, AS I SAID BEFORE, WHILE

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MET WITH RESISTANCE, WE HAVE A

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GREAT SURPRISE IN STORE FOR YOU.

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WE HAVE UNCOVERED SOMETHING THAT

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YOU ALL HAVE DESPERATELY BEEN

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TRYING TO HIDE.

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TONIGHT YOU WILL ALL BE REUNITED

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WITH YOUR FAMILIES.

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>> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS.

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>> PAY FOR WHAT, JOURNALISTIC

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INTEGRITY?

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>> WILLIAM.

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>> I THINK THAT YOU'LL FIND ANY

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JOURNALIST WORTH HIS OWN SALT

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WOULD DO THE SAME.

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AAH!

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AAAAAAAAAH!

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AAH! AAGH!

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AAGH! AAH!

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>> GOOD SONG TITLE--

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"BLOODTROCUTED."

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♪ DO ANYTHING FOR METAL

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DO ANYTHING FOR METAL

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DO ANYTHING FOR METAL

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DO ANYTHING FOR METAL

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DO ANYTHING FOR METAL ♪

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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK

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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪

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>> ♪ [INDISTINCT]

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WHO ROCK ♪

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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! ♪

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>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF

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TALLER THAN A TREE

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TOKI WARTOOTH

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NOT A BUMBLE BEE

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WILLIAM MURDERFACE

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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE

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PICKLES THE DRUMMER

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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG

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DOODILY DOODILY DOO

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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

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CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

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--www.ncicap.org--]

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>> AAH! AAH!

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>> DETHKLOK'S PARENTS HAVE BEEN

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UNCOVERED AND ARE VISITING.

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THIS COULD BE DEVASTATING.

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>> WHAT DO WE HAVE ON THE

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FAMILIES?

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>> FROM TOMAHAWK, WISCONSIN, WE

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HAVE PICKLES PARENTS CALVIN AND

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MOLLY WITH OLDER BROTHER SETH, A

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RECENTLY RELEASED CONVICT.

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FROM VICTORY GARDENS, THE

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PREMIER ARMED FORCES RETIREMENT

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COMMUNITY IN FLORIDA, ROSE AND

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OSCAR EXPLOSION.

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SHE'S THE ONCE-LOVELY MISS

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SWEDEN 1956, THE BRAVE SINGLE

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MOTHER WHOSE NEGLECT HELPED FORM

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THE WORLD'S FASTEST GUITARIST--

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SERVETA SKWIGELF.

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AND THE CURIOUS AND RATHER

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OFFBEAT GRANDPARENTS WHO RAISED

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WILLIAM AFTER THE TRAGIC

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MURDER-SUICIDE OF HIS PARENTS--

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STELLA AND THUNDERBOLT

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MURDERFACE.

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>> WHAT'S THE WAGON FOR?

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>> MASSIVE STROKE.

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>> I SEE.

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>> AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, FROM

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AN ABANDONED VILLAGE NEAR

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LILLEHAMMER, NORWAY, ANYA AND

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THE REVEREND ASLAG WARTOOTH.

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>> I SEE THE FAMILIES REUNITE.

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I SEE FATHER KILLING SON.

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IN THE END, THERE'S ULTIMATE

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BRUTALITY.

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>> THIS MAY BE THE ANSWER WE'VE

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BEEN WAITING FOR.

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THIS COULD RIP THEM APART.

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>> WE WILL ALLOW THE DARKNESS TO

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UNFOLD.

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>> I JUST WANT TO CLIMBS INTO A

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HOLES AND NOT DEALS, YOU KNOW,

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RIGHT, TOKI?

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WHAT, YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO ME?

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>> I'LL NEVER NOT BE EMBARRASSED

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BY MY PARENTS.

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>> IT'S REPUGNANT.

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I'D RATHER BE DEAD AND FACELESS

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THAN GROW OLD AND REPUGNANT LIKE

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THAT.

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>> I KNOW.

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I THINK WE ALL WISH THOSE GUYS

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WERE DEAD.

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MAYBE WE CAN JUST TAKE THEM OUT

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TO DINNER AND GET THEM OFF OUR

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BACK.

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>> OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

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SO WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE EATING?

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>> YOU REMEMBER MRS. MILLER,

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DON'T YOU?

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>> NO.

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>> WELL, THEY HAD TO CUT HER

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LEGS OFF, POOR THING.

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THERE WAS AN ICE STORM, AND THE

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POWER WENT OUT IN HER HOUSE, AND

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SHE WOKE UP WITH HER FEET

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FROZEN.

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>> GOD, MA, THAT'S BRUTAL.

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>> HER FEET WERE BLACK LIKE A

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BLACK PERSON'S FEET, NOT THAT I

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HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST BLACK

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PEOPLE, BUT THIS WAS FROSTBITE,

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AND BESIDES, BLACK PEOPLE'S FEET

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ARE PINK ON THE BOTTOM.

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[WIND BLOWING]

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>> [SPEAKS SWEDISH]

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>> I LEARNED THEY HAVE THESE

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WHEELCHAIRS NOW WITH COMPUTERS

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IN THEM THAT YOU CAN CONTROL BY

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BLINKING YOU EYES, AND WITH ALL

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YOUR MONEY, WILLIAM, YOUR

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GRANDFATHER HAS TO SIT THERE IN

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A WAGON LIKE A DEAD CAT.

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>> OH, I GUESS I'LL JUST RUN OUT

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AND BUY ONE.

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HEY, ANYONE ELSE WANT ONE?

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ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS.

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I'LL BUY A MILLION OF THEM.

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OW!

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DON'T HIT PEOPLE ON THE HEAD

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WITH SPOONS.

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>> SO I TOOK A MUSIC MANAGEMENT

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COURSE AT WISCONSIN STATE

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PRISON, YOU KNOW?

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CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CRAP?

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>> HE CAN MANAGE YOU.

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HE'S GONNA MAKE AN OFFICE ABOVE

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THE GARAGE.

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>> HELL YEAH.

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I MANAGED, LIKE, 5 BANDS IN "D"

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BLOCK, AND THEY WERE FRICKIN'

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GOOD.

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YOU HEARD OF THE TWIXIES?

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IT HASN'T GOTTEN OUT YET, BUT,

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YOU KNOW, I RECORDED SOME STUFF,

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DICTAPHONE.

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SOUNDS SO GOOD, IT BLEW MY MIND,

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BUT I JUST WANT TO TALK

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TO YOU.

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DUDE, YOU SHOULD START A

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FRICKIN' LABEL.

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CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT, YOU KNOW,

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BROTHERS IN BUSINESS?

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I WOULD BE IN CHARGE OF NUMBERS.

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YOU JUST PLAY THE MUSIC.

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PLAY THOSE RAT-A-TAT-TAT.

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PLAY THOSE DRUMS, AND I WANT TO

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DO IT AS AN INDEPENDENT DEAL,

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NONE OF THOSE BIG, FANCY LABELS.

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>> OH, LET ME OUT OF HERE.

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I GOT TO PEE-PEE.

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>> YEAH. ME, TOO.

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>> YEAH. THAT'S FOR SURE.

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[PBBT]

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>> I AM GONNA LOSE MY MIND.

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MY PARENTS JUST BRAG AND BRAG

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ABOUT MY BROTHER.

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"OH, HE'S IN A ROOM ABOVE THE

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GARAGE."

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BIG DEAL! HE'S AN EX-CON!

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[PANTING]

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I HAVEN'T USED ONE OF THESE

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THINGS FOR 15 YEARS.

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>> WHAT THE F--

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[GUITAR FEEDBACK]

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>> THIS WHOLE THING GIVES ME A

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CASE OF MY STOMACHS THROW UP.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?

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YOUR MOM SEEMS COOL.

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>> SHE WAS THE MOST

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PROSQUEAMINESS WOMENS IN SWEDEN,

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HAD SEX WITH EVERYBODY.

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PFFT! THANKS, MOM.

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>> THE FACT THAT MY PARENTS HAD

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SEX IN ORDER TO CREATE ME MAKES

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ME WANT TO BE BURIED ALIVE.

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>> MY GRANDMA HAS AN ODOR THAT'S

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SO VERY WRONG, AND SHE WANTS ME

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TO BUY THAT BASTARD A

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WHEELCHAIR.

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SHE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

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>> WHY DO WE MAKE IT SO HARD ON

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OURSELVES?

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I'LL JUST SOLVE IT LIKE ANY

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OTHER PROBLEM.

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>> OF COURSE.

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WE HAVE THEM PUT TO SLEEP.

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>> NO. WE LIE.

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WE'LL LIE THROUGH OUR TEETH AND

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THROW MONEY AT IT.

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BUY THAT BASTARD A WHEELCHAIR.

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WE'LL TAKE THEM MINIATURE

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GOLFING, WHATEVER THE [GUITAR

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FEEDBACK] PEOPLE DO.

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WE'LL PRETEND WE'RE INTERESTED

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IN WHAT THEY'RE ASKING, AND WHEN

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THAT WEEKEND IS OVER, WE'LL SHIP

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THEM OUT OF HERE, NEVER TO BE

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SEEN AGAIN.

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DEAL?

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>> OK.

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>> OH, WILLIAM, YOU'RE GOING TO

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GO TO HEAVEN FOR THIS.

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>> I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO

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HEAVEN.

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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BACK.

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IT'S BEEN SO LONG.

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>> [COUGHING]

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>> I KNOW. IT'S BEEN TEDIOUS.

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>> I'VE MISSED YOU.

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>> I'VE MISSED YOU, TOO.

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>> NO. ALL I'M SAYING IS, I DID

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SOME OF THE NUMBERS ALREADY, SO

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I DID MOST OF THE WORK, RIGHT?

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SO, ALL I NEED IS A PERCENTAGE

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AND WHAT I NEED TO GET STARTED

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TO GET THE LABEL--

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YOU KNOW--PHONES, CHICKS TO

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ANSWER THE PHONES, DESKS, ALL

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THAT STUFF.

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JUST NEED A COUPLE BUCKS.

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YOU JUST SIGN THE CHECK. SEE?

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I ALREADY WROTE OUT A CHECK

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RIGHT THERE.

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YOU JUST SING, ALL RIGHT?

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I KNOW WHAT YOUR P.I.N. NUMBER

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IS.

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THAT'S NOT A THREAT, SO JUST--

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I'M THE REAL DEAL, OK, NOT ONE

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OF THESE FRIGGIN' ASSHOLES YOU

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MEET SOMEWHERE.

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>> WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT ALL

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THIS COOL STUFF WHEN I COME OVER

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AND VISIT NEXT WEEKEND?

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>> I'M INTO THAT.

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YOU TELL ME WHERE AND WHEN.

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SEND ME A PLANE TICKET.

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SEND ME AN E-TICKET.

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>> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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>> SORRY, SORRY. I JUST--

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IT'S MY FAULT.

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I CAN'T STAND TO SEE HER CHEW.

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I JUST LOCKED IN ON IT.

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MY FAULT. SORRY.

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>> TIME TO GO. TIME TO GO.

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EVERYONE GET PACKED UP.

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WHERE'S THE FOLKS? HEY, HEY.

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>> OH, IT CAN'T COMES ANY

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FASTER.

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I'VE HAD THIS SOUR STOMACH EVER

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SINCE MY MOM HAS BEEN HERE.

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>> TOKI HASN'T SAID ONE WORD.

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>> MAYBE THEY DIED IN THEIR

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SLEEP.

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>> ALL RIGHT, DUDES.

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CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?

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>> OH, NOT NOW, BRO.

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WE GOT TO SEE EVERYBODY OFF FOR

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NOW, FOR GOOD, TO THE AIRPORT.

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UH, WHERE ARE THEY?

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>> OK. HERE'S THE DEAL.

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EVERYONE IS IN THE STUDIO, ALL

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RIGHT?

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WE WANT TO HAVE A LITTLE, YOU

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KNOW, POWWOW, YOU KNOW?

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>> IN THE STUDIO?

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>> WE ARE GOING TO DO A DETHKLOK

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FAMILY DEATH-METAL ALBUM.

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THERE IT IS.

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I SAID IT, OK, AND I GOT IT ALL

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FIGURED OUT.

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EVERYBODY IS ON BOARD.

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NOW WE ALL CAN ENJOY THE FRUITS

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OF OUR TALENTS.

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AFTER ALL, HEY, YOU'RE MY LITTLE

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BROTHER.

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I FRIGGIN' LOVE YOU, BUT YOU

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KNOW WHAT?

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YOU GOT ALL OF YOUR IDEAS ABOUT

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MUSIC FROM ME, AS FAR AS THE

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IDEA TO BECOME A ROCK-AND-ROLL

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STAR.

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THAT WAS MINE, SO FACE IT.

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YOU OWE ME.

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UHH...UGH...

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YOU'LL BE MAKING A PERCENTAGE.

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>> FOR ONCE, IT IS NOT ABOUT THE

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MONEY.

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I DON'T WANT MY PARENTS DOING A

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[GUITAR FEEDBACK] METAL ALBUM.

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>> YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM

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THEM.

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WE'RE FAMILY.

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>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING

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ABOUT?

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>> WE ARE THE MOST BRUTAL BAND

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IN THE WORLD.

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WHAT DO ANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT

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BEING BRUTAL?

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>> YEAH.

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>> HELP ME.

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>> YOU GUYS BETTER CHASE OUT, OR

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVES EACH OTHER'S

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LUNCH FOR DINNER.

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>> DAD, HE'S CHOKING--HELP.

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>> OW!

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>> OH, YOU GUTLESS PIECES OF

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LIVING GARBAGE, YOU THINK YOU

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KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE

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BRUTAL?

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>> AAH! AAH!

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>> CAN YOU IMAGINE CLEANING THE

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FECULENT CUD OF THIS MORON'S

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DIAPERS EVERY MORNING?

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>> AAH!

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>> LET ME TELL YOU BILLIONAIRE

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LOWLIFES SOMETHING.

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THERE'S NOTHING, NOTHING IN THIS

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WORLD, MORE BRUTAL AND GROTESQUE

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THAN RAISING CHILDREN.

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>> YOU RUINED MY VAGINA.

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>> I COULD NEVER LOSE THE WEIGHT

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AFTER YOU WERE BORN, AND LOOK AT

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THE VEINS IN MY BOSOM.

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THEY'RE LIKE A ROADMAP OF

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STOCKHOLM.

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>> I USED TO BE HAPPY UNTIL YOU,

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WHEN I START SPENDING ALL MY

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TIME WITH HER AND I SPEND ALL MY

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BEER MONEY ON LITTLE KIDS

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CLOTHES.

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THAT'S BRUTAL.

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>> AAH!

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>> AAH!

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>> WAAH!

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>> AAH!

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>> BLAAH!

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>> OHH!

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>> AAH!

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>> AAH!

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>> AAH!

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>> AAH AAH AAH!

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>> WAAH!

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>> UHH!

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>> WAAH!

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>> UHH!

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>> WAAH!

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>> UHH!

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>> WAAH!

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>> UHH!

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>> AAH!

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>> UHH!

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>> AAH!

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>> UHH!

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>> AAH!

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>> UHH!

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>> AAH!

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>> UHH! UHH!

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>> MY BODY IS A LIFELESS CELL.

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PLEASE, PLEASE KILL ME.

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PLEASE KILL ME.

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I HAVE NOT HAD AN ERECTION FOR

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30 YEARS.

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I JUST USED MY UNDERPANTS AS A

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RESTROOM.

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PLEASE KILL ME.

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DEAR GOD, KILL ME.

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KILL ME. KILL ME. KILL ME.

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KILL ME. KILL ME. KILL ME.

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KILL ME. KILL ME. KILL ME ME ME

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ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

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ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

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ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.

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>> CHIRP.

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